Megan: you're like a jukebox...when I smack your ass, the song changes.
Lalalala chips and cheese.
Megan: People think you hate them because you call them names.
Laura: That's how I tell people I like them:)
And squat and ass and up!
Anal Therapist...my ass is depressed, it never smiles anymore.
When you're in a round about, make sure you have tissues handy, so you know where to get off.