DAVE BURNS--Vice President
Dave's bio consists of a small gnome raking the grass over and over and over and over again in
hopes of his return.
Thus, once again, he enjoys fire and burning things, communism, Guen, Jesus wafers, and long
weekends in a small self constructed tent made of sticks and palm leaves, and KILTS, and THE FRENCH. The END.
The ammended text from VP Dave himself:
Names: David M. Burns Jr., Druid Dave, Oakwise, St. Baanzu Tenshin the Bodhisattva of Fire, Little
Chief Fighting Oak
Current Location: Collegeville, PA/Daveville
Hobbies: Fire, Camping, Vexillology, Reading, Philosophy, Religion, Playing Scare the Ursinus drunks,
Favorite Books: The Mists of Avalon, Stranger in a Strange Land
Favorite Pope: Pope John XXIII
Favorite US President: T. R.
Words of Wisdom: Tomato, God is a half eaten banana. RESPAWN!
Guenevere Tricia Eckert
Aliases: Lady of the Creek, Guenifer, High Priestess of Richard the Sacred
Penguin, Sally Seaweed.
Current Location: The Frozen Tundra
Hobbies: Dave, Dancing on the lecture hall desks in Silver platform shoes,
Creek parties, Reading, Drinking tea, dancing, Swashing and Buckling, speaking with a British accent, Flame throwers, Getting
Dressed up, putting on her wings and flying around...just to show off, French.
Least Favorite Word: Woot.
Favorite Tasty Snack: Brownie mix ON Cold Pizza and Sparkling Apple Cider.
Song you Rock out to in the car alone: ZIggy Stardust- David Bowie
Catchphrase: 'Everything that's not down!' (in response to 'what's up?'),
Favorite Daveville Moment: When everyone got drunk and put Dave in a dress,
Being the Corn Goddess at Thanksgiving.
Any other information you wish to include: I vote Rachel! Cause of most
of the unexplained mischief caused when everyone else gets hammered.
Laura Elaine Craft
Location: Spare Room Upstairs, Craft House, Horsham, Pennsylvania, USA, Below Canada, Above Mexico, Earth, Milky Way, Universe.
Hobbies: Carving Purple Flaming Dildos with two rotating heads out of plastic, Not being the tomb raider, sleeping,
taters, long walks around the etown campus, cupfingerow, elf cuddling, wrestling in puddin', shooting things with invisible
arrows, movie nights, writing and drawing stick figures.
Least Favorite Word: shmegma
Song you Rock out to in the car alone: "Where's the Love"-Hanson
Age: 6744 days old
Catchphrase: A brawl, a brawl, my kingdom for a brawl! or a bra...
Favorite Daveville Moment: Kegger
Megan Verity Rees
(Megan Verity means great truth)
The Rocks right outside of Pixburgh
Hobbies: sleeping a lot, fondling Laura's boobs, killing insects, hurting
eating food that isn't from Etown's cafe, watching porn, making out with
pretty pretty boys and girls
Favorite Tasty Snack: spaghetti or tacos
Song you Rock out to in the car alone: Any song that
I know that is on the
radio or whatever im listening to
Age: 18 years going on to 19 years
Favorite Daveville Moment: When I kicked nick in his metaphysical